You have NO idea how much I appreciate the things you do for me.  However, YOU HAVE GOT TO STOP DOING YOUR BEST IMPRESSIONS OF SOMEONE TRYING TO MAKE ME GO BATSHIT CRAZY!

You know I’m insecure, defensive about my weight and the lack of success I’ve had in my weight loss attempts, HATE the fact that we have no money, am trying to raise my child with a loving influence rather than a bullying one… (pick whichever applies to you) … and yet, you continually undermine, make snarky comments about, can’t get a handle on how to fix the problem or refuse to keep your nose out of my child rearing methods… (again, pick the applicable)… and its driving me over the edge.  I can handle one or even two of you doing your “thing” at a time.  When you ALL start up at once, it’s a recipe for home made explosives and you will NOT like the mushroom cloud of fall out that comes with it.

BACK OFF people… or it’s going to get UGly. Yes, that’s WITH a capitol UG!

All My Love–

Me

P.S.  YOU stop drinking so much.  You’re loosing time WAY more often than you think. You did TOO eat dinner last night.  In fact, you were the first one to eat!  Oh, and YOU???  Stop nagging so much about the drinking.  YOU KNOW it only makes them drink more to spite you.  THINK!  Jesus.