Day 3-
Dear Dad. WTF did YOU do the grocery shopping? And, for the LOVE OF GOD… why buy junk food when you KNOW Mom and I are trying to diet.
Shortbread cookies? REALLY?? REALLY?? You don’t even LIKE them… yet you keep buying them thinking this brand might be different. Just a reminder, MY FAVORITE KIND OF FRICKING COOKIE IS SHORTBREAD YOU DIET DESTROYER, YOU! Sigh.
I can resist the Hostess Cupcakes. I’m meh on those. Buy em all you want. But for the love of GOD, PLEASE, stop with the search for a shortbread cookie you like because, honestly, YOU DON’T LIKE THEM.
Signed
Your Loving Daughter
P.S. PICKLES MAN… WHERE ARE MY FRICKING PICKLES?!?!?!!? GAH!
5 Responses
July 9th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
Change is very very hard. On everyone.
July 9th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Heh I would buy that if it wasn’t a pattern with him. He CRAVES junk food when we diet. LOL. Even HE admits that’s the trigger.
July 9th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
It is hard to be in the same house with non-dieters.
Maybe Dad could find a secret hiding place for his sweets? LOL
July 9th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Wow. That’s tough. Hang in there.
July 11th, 2009 at 3:33 am
No PICKLES? What is wrong with that man?????
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