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• It’s A New Day and a New Start

  30Aug
  Categories: Blogger Archives Comments: 3

  I have been at the lake approximately 33 hours.

  Shecky and I have butted heads approximately 5823 times in those 33 hours. 

  He has his first football practice is tomorrow morning at 10AM. FOOTBALL PRACTICE?!?!?!  God… Help… Me. 

  I SWORE, before I ever had a child, that NO SON OF MINE WOULD EVER PLAY THE BARBARIC SPORT OF FOOTBALL!!!!  Yah, ummm my 8 year old is in the Pee Wee League… and… I kinda think… it’ll be… GOOD for him.  (Tell ANYONE I said that and I’ll have to cut a bitch… Capice? heh) 

  I love my son, beyond measure, but… he’s kinda… well… wussy! He cries over EVERYTHING… and… ANYTHING. This morning’s melt down was due to his wanting to wear a specific Tee Shirt that was so TOTALLY not appropriate for school.  He started the water works and I was struck with an epiphany of such brilliance and magnitude the heavens themselves couldn’t contain its wonder…. I simply said, “Football players don’t cry over unimportant things.” 

  OH MY HELL… he grabbed a tissue, wiped his lil eyes and that. was. that. 

  What was my objection to football??? I honestly can’t remember!

  P.S. I am back on program… after gaining 25 lbs over the summer. Bleh. Go to Plurking Our Butts Off to see updates and menus and recipes and work out details. 

• Peeking Through the Trees

  29Aug
  Categories: Blogger Archives, General Update, Weight Loss Progress Comments: 6

  Hi everyone!  We arrived back at THE LAKE today.  What a wild ride this summer has been. 

  We are slowly settling in and I’m sure we’ll be into a routine in NO TIME. 

  I start working THE PLAN again tomorrow.  Walking and swimming for exercise.  1200 to 1600 calories taken in per day. Let’s see if I can’t kick this bitch back in gear eh? 

  I’m dreading weigh in tomorrow morning but its a necessary evil.  I bet I’ve undone half of what I managed to do.  That sucks but it’s on no one but me.  Time to fix it and move forward.

• So… Hell On Earth DOES Exist….

  26Aug
  Categories: Screaming In The Wind Comments: 7

  The movers were supposed to arrive at 8AM… at 9AM I called to find out what was going on.  I was told they would arrive between 8-10AM.  Ok.  I can live with that.  I called them AGAIN at 11AM only to be told they called and left a message sometime late Sunday Evening telling us that they had no crew for today and we would have to wait till Tuesday for our move.  What… The… FUCK?

  We had some running around town to do so J and I jumped in his new Fire Red Jeep Wrangler Unlimited and went to accomplish some things.  First stop, the bank… which we drove right the frick past because we weren’t SURE where it was.  We had to go to the Extended Stay Hotel to get HusbandGuy checked in… and realized HusbandGuy hadn’t filled out the paperwork for it and the paperwork was in the car… in the parking lot… at his work. LOVELY eh?  So we schlepp out to his work to get the paperwork… only… yeah.. we got lost… like dumb  asses…

  We finally go there, got the paperwork, went to the hotel… only to find that the room STILL wasn’t ready… My nerves were shot.  I had to use the restroom DESPERATELY… so I used the one in the room that wasn’t ready …. only to find there was no toilet paper.  OH MY FRIGGIN GOD!!!!

  After J got done laughing he ass off and enjoying the fact that I could not in fact beat the everloving SHIT out of him because I was stuck in the bathroom, he went down to the office to get me some TP.

  We were supposed to go drop a bunch of stuff off at a thrift shop for battered women and children but yea…. we forgot to put half of it in the friggin Jeep.

  So we just went home… where I fell down exhausted and a raw, exposed nerve and slept for 3 hours.

  I’m feeling MUCH better now.  Thinking clearer.

  I called the movers and cancelled their services after finding a different one that could move us at 7AM tomorrow.  WOOT.  I called the hotel and will go pay for it tomorrow.

  Tonight…. I am just chillin out.  Watching stupid sitcoms and relaxing.  There will be plenty of time to wig out tomorrow I’m SURE!